A Jet Fan Thinks They Are Dwarfing Dolphins in Free Agency

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Darrelle RevisDarrelle RevisNew MemberOP
Mar 13, 2015, 06:24 PM

Looks like you don't want the division as bad as we do.

Already in FA

CB - Darrelle Revis. As you guys can tell, I never gave up. He loves NYC. He came home. By far the greatest CB, ever.
CB - Antonio Cromartie. Played amazing in Bowles' scheme last year.
CB - Buster Skrine. Very underrated. Will play the slot and will play it well. Better than Kyle Wilson.
WR - Brandon Marshall. Let me just say this.. Any franchise that ever got rid of this guy, is stupid. Monster!!
OG - James Carpenter. Excels in the passing game. I like it. A lot. (Jim Carey voice)
QB - Ryan Fitzmagic. Geno sucks. Geno was ranked 29th in passer rating. Fitzy was ranked 9th. All we ask is to manage the game!

I'm hoping we can get Kevin White with the 6th pick or Vic Beasley.




This actually isn't a troll thread. I was looking at the Dolphins FA transactions so far and I'm finding it hard to see how you are "getting better."
Looks like it's gonna be a Pats/Jets race for the division at this point.

Darrelle Revis = Greatest Defensive Player of All-Time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuLFxXi_aw

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Mar 13, 2015, 06:29 PM

You could have the '85 Bears roster. You ain't goin' nowhere with a cardboard cutout at QB.

@BaseyCrock

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Ohio FanaticOhio FanaticSupporter
Mar 13, 2015, 06:37 PM

funny how the troll didn't show up last season when his team sucked. Now he's trollin again.

The Jets fans should be excited, their defense just improved, could be top 3-5 this season. You still have a dysfunctional offense. welcome to 4th place in the division.
Patriots - Miami - Buffalo - Jets (with possibility that Buffalo and Miami coudl swap)

testing

BicketyBamBicketyBamForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 07:19 PM

"Ohio Fanatic wrote:

funny how the troll didn't show up last season when his team sucked. Now he's trollin again.

The Jets fans should be excited, their defense just improved, could be top 3-5 this season. You still have a dysfunctional offense. welcome to 4th place in the division.
Patriots - Miami - Buffalo - Jets (with possibility that Buffalo and Miami coudl swap)

The Jets aren't finishing last. I am not a smack talk kind of guy, but as long as you have Queasy and Coyle, you ain't winning dick. We should have swept you last year with that pathetic team.

-Ed-

Ohio FanaticOhio FanaticSupporter
Mar 13, 2015, 07:50 PM

I'm sorry. who was 4-12 last season?

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FinSaneFinSaneForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:03 PM

Ya two over the hill CBs who yall should've never got rid of in the place. No guarantee they will still be playing at a high level with a new scheme in place and both are another year into their 30s. Erick Decker and B-Marsh don't scare me. You still don't have a running game. You got jack$#!t at QB. Fitzpatrick? What a joke.

Darrelle RevisDarrelle RevisNew Member
Mar 13, 2015, 08:09 PM

"Launchpad McQuack wrote:

Ya two over the hill CBs who yall should've never got rid of in the place. No guarantee they will still be playing at a high level with a new scheme in place and both are another year into their 30s. Erick Decker and B-Marsh don't scare me. You still don't have a running game. You got jack$#!t at QB. Fitzpatrick? What a joke.

Bowles' system is exactly like Rex's. The Sons of Anarachy brothers are going to eat everyone's lunch!!

Darrelle Revis = Greatest Defensive Player of All-Time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuLFxXi_aw

DAdanmarinoSupporter
Mar 13, 2015, 08:11 PM

lol...Typical Jest fan.

FinSaneFinSaneForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:19 PM

"Darrelle Revis wrote:

Bowles' system is exactly like Rex's. The Sons of Anarachy brothers are going to eat everyone's lunch!!

Exactly like Rex's except that its not. More like they'll be helping each other find a nice retirement home down here when they play us.

BicketyBamBicketyBamForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:21 PM

"Launchpad McQuack wrote:

Ya two over the hill CBs who yall should've never got rid of in the place. No guarantee they will still be playing at a high level with a new scheme in place and both are another year into their 30s. Erick Decker and B-Marsh don't scare me. You still don't have a running game. You got jack$#!t at QB. Fitzpatrick? What a joke.

You just called Revis an over the hill CB, lol. And he's not 30 yet.

-Ed-

BicketyBamBicketyBamForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:22 PM

"Launchpad McQuack wrote:

Exactly like Rex's except that its not. More like they'll be helping each other find a nice retirement home down here when they play us.

How old is Grimes? Enlighten me.

-Ed-

FinSaneFinSaneForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:31 PM

"BicketyBam wrote:

How old is Grimes? Enlighten me.

Hes just one old CB. Yall have 2.

BicketyBamBicketyBamForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:33 PM

"Launchpad McQuack wrote:

Hes just one old CB. Yall have 2.

And one just happens to be the best CB in the NFL. Our secondary is filthy. I know it. You know it.

-Ed-

FinSaneFinSaneForum Veteran
Mar 13, 2015, 08:33 PM

"BicketyBam wrote:

And one just happens to be the best CB in the NFL. Our secondary is filthy. I know it. You know it.

On paper.

Stringer BellStringer BellSupporter
Mar 13, 2015, 08:35 PM

The Jets have done a great job assembling a team that can make a run for the 2011 title.

“Come on, shake your body baby, do that conga!”

McLovinMcLovinForum Veteran
Mar 14, 2015, 01:40 AM

"Darrelle Revis wrote:

Looks like you don't want the division as bad as we do.

Already in FA

CB - Darrelle Revis. As you guys can tell, I never gave up. He loves NYC. He came home. By far the greatest CB, ever.
CB - Antonio Cromartie. Played amazing in Bowles' scheme last year.
CB - Buster Skrine. Very underrated. Will play the slot and will play it well. Better than Kyle Wilson.
WR - Brandon Marshall. Let me just say this.. Any franchise that ever got rid of this guy, is stupid. Monster!!
OG - James Carpenter. Excels in the passing game. I like it. A lot. (Jim Carey voice)
QB - Ryan Fitzmagic. Geno sucks. Geno was ranked 29th in passer rating. Fitzy was ranked 9th. All we ask is to manage the game!

I'm hoping we can get Kevin White with the 6th pick or Vic Beasley.




This actually isn't a troll thread. I was looking at the Dolphins FA transactions so far and I'm finding it hard to see how you are "getting better."
Looks like it's gonna be a Pats/Jets race for the division at this point.

finsfandanfinsfandanForum Veteran
Mar 14, 2015, 01:48 AM

The Jets have definitely improved but so have the Dolphins. I'm confident that Hickey can get us another couple of starters at positions of need in the draft like he did last year. All the smack talking in the world won't give your franchise a better chance of winning so let's just wait and see who does well when it really counts.

xphinfanxxphinfanxForum Veteran
Mar 14, 2015, 07:54 AM

Where's Ed?

That's why they play the games!:yes:

Ronnie BassRonnie BassLuxury Box
Mar 14, 2015, 08:51 AM

When someone goes out of there way to make the point they're not trolling....they're trolling

Fin DFin DForum Veteran
Mar 14, 2015, 08:56 AM

There's never been a better example of homerism then when Chucklehead called him Ryan Fitzmagic in the op.

Ronnie BassRonnie BassLuxury Box
Mar 14, 2015, 09:01 AM

Haha Chucklehead

BicketyBamBicketyBamForum Veteran
Mar 14, 2015, 11:45 AM

I'm sorry for getting roped into this thread. I blame the booze.

-Ed-

xphinfanxxphinfanxForum Veteran
Mar 14, 2015, 11:54 AM


Lovin this thread way way to much lol. Getting to laugh at both sides all day long.

That's why they play the games!:yes:

Ohio FanaticOhio FanaticSupporter
Mar 14, 2015, 01:44 PM

"Fin D wrote:

There's never been a better example of homerism then when Chucklehead called him Ryan Fitzmagic in the op.

nice, didn't catch that. Luckily, D.R. proved to us long ago that he's a complete idiot even by Jets fans' standards.

testing

Colorado DolfanColorado DolfanNew Member
Mar 14, 2015, 03:05 PM

"BicketyBam wrote:

I'm sorry for getting roped into this thread. I blame the booze.

We always assume alcohol is involved when someone is a Jets' fan.

Copious amounts. ;)

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

-Cam Wake